Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Your Popsicle's Melting

Red meat over coals
Piñatas explode above
A rain of candy.

Beck - Guero (3/29/05 - Interscope)

Rating: 9.4 out of 10

posted by averagejoe @ 7:33 PM

4 Comments:

At 8:15 AM, Blogger The Redonkulous Linker said...

I want Bright Eyes reviewed, AG thinks its horrible for some reason. Are double CDs reviewable in Haiku?

 
At 8:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bright Eyes sucks. But he did kick ass on Leno a few weeks ago...

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

I doubt it

 
At 9:13 AM, Blogger averagejoe said...

Yeah, I saw Bright Eyes on Leno too, and while I am not a fan of his music he definitely kicked ass with that song. Even though it wasn't a haiku... oh well.

Double CDs might require 2 haikus. But I don't have the new Bright Eyes stuff, so you'll have to hook a brother up!

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger The Redonkulous Linker said...

I think its good. If you say he sucks fine, but stop trying to influence the Haiku Reviewer, in his all knowing opinion.

 

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